From: REvans7877@aol.com
Now now everyone.....screaming for Ikioi blood is not good....maybe she's
just hurt inside deep down and needs a friend.....*crickets* ....Right or
not. Either way it goes we all know Ryoga needs some therapy for that
little
self-esteem problem he has.
Don't ask where this came from I don't know, but I sent it to the Jenn and
she suggested I post it. If you hate it's her fault she said it was a good
idea otherwises the world would never have been plagued with this!
Sunshine: Welcome back everyone now before we begin, let's all give Heero a
round of applause for his 'break through' yesterday. It was a big step for
him to *talk* when he was given the talking stick instead of expressing his
*inner turmoil* through the more violent means of breaking Bill the janitor's
legs. As well as Hiei for agreeing to talk out his *Mother issues* with
us.
(crickets)
Sunshine: Or not..... anyway our new member comes to us from Nerima, he has a
few *problems* with directions so he wasn't able to join us last week but
he's here now with the aid of his *friend* Ranma and financee Ikioi. Let's
give them all a big howdy!
(crickets)
Trowa: Why am I here?
Sunshine: Now Trowa we talked about this you were enrolled in the support
group because of your *communcation* diffculities.
Trowa:....
Sunshine: Now let's welcome Ryoga!
All: Hi.
Ikioi: speak Ryoga
Ranma: What is he a puppy? Ryoga you don't have to talk if you don't want
to!
Ikioi: He wants to because I say he wants to now speak!
Ranma: arf. arf. You dog killer
Ikioi: What! It was self defense!
Ranma: Yeah right you-
Sunshine: Ok I sense a lot of negative energy between you two
Hiei: What was your first clue? The bickering or the fact that she has a
knife to his throat?
Sunshine: Ah ah ah Hiei negative thinking...remember we had a *talk* about
that with Kurama and we *all* agreed that we'd work on that?
Hiei: (rolls his eyes) Like he was even listening he was too busy slipping
his hand up my-
Sunshine: SO Ryoga tell us about your *problem*...we're all listening!
Ryoga: (blinks) Um...I can't find my way out of a 2 foot box with a map and a
exit sign over the door, I turn into a pig when I get hit with cold water,
and I have a financee that stole my heart soul and mind killed my dog and no
one loves me.
Hiei: And I thought I had it bad.
Heero: That's nice......
Trowa: Really....you know that pig trick could make a great magic act in the
circus.....
Ikioi: I did not steal his chi you gave it to me! Because I love you and you
love me...
Hiei: Well remind me never to fall in love with you.
Heero: Really and I thought Relena was bad
Ranma: Well I love him too! And all I ask is that he not hit me to hard in
girl form! Who has the better deal here?!
( Heero Hiei and Trowa point to Ranma)
Ranma: I rest my case.
Ikioi: Grr! Well he's still mine as long as I have his chi! So back off!
Ryoga: Um. About that can I-
Ranma: Bitch!
Ikioi: Bitch!
Ranma: Ha! You can't even come up with an orginal insult besides the fact
that I'm a guy!
Ikioi: (smirks) That's nothing that a glass of cold water wouldn't fix. You
sex changing whore!
Trowa: ( looking gleeful...for him) You change too?!
Ranma: Oh please in either form I'm more woman than you in either form! And
besides I can him the best of both worlds can't I Oooogie. ( runs his fingers
up Ryoga's shoulder.)
Ryoga: Um RanMAA! OW OW OW
Ranma: Cut it out ya cheap dime store witch!
Ikioi: Why you- you dirty man woman thing with the stupid curled pig-tail and
the ugly shirts!
Ranma: Hey!
Sunshine: Now now now! Stop that you two!
Hiei: No don't stop this is fun!
Sunshine: Hiei negativity! (Turns back to the new people) No need for name
calling! It gives off bad *vibes*...
Ranma: She is a bad *vibe*!
Sunshine: Negativity Ranma. Now Ryoga from what I can tell you seem to have a
bit of a * self-esteem* issue....
Trowa: A bit? She tortures him for breathing wrong ! That's worse than
what
Heero does to Duo when he talks to another guy....At least he puts holes in
the box now....
Sunshine: WHAT!?!....I mean um oh I see....we'll discuss that later......
Heero:....
Hiei: You lock him in a box?
Heero: A big black one. He usually stops screaming after the first ten
minues. It keeps him in line.
Everyone: (but Hiei) *Sweatdrop*
Hiei: Gotta try that.
Sunshine: Um ok R-Ryoga. Why don't you tell us about your chi thing
Hiei: You know if you want your soul back I've got connections....
Ryoga: Really?
Hiei: Yep.
Sunshine: *clears her throat* Now repeat after me Ryoga...I am a good
person.
Ryoga: I am a good person.
Sunshine: I am strong, I am worthy of love!
Ryoga: I am strong I am worthy of love.
Sunshine: And people like me!
Ryoga: And people like me.
Sunshine: Now don't you feel energized?!
Ryoga: No. actually I feel like passing out, throwing up and a complete idiot
now that you made me say that spiel of garbage in front of people. And I
still don't have my chi back.
Ikioi: I'll never let it go!
Sunshine: Now now we have to take things one at a time....why don't we work
on your self-esteem for a while first ok....
Ryoga: Sure why not, she can completely absorb and reform my chi to fit her
needs, while I work on my *self image* no problem so when I have no chi left
and shrivel up and die hey at least I'll die with high self esteem.
Sunshine: That's the spirit!
( ALL groan)
I liked Ikioi in the first chapter though.....can you kill her now?
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